please stop posting how drunk you were the night before

instead post about the farmers skillet you ate the next day

Hey girls with big butts or Mitches:

How do I gain weight in just my butt?

never met a burrito that i didn't like

on my way to work today i was worried about what i was going to have for lunch

god sent an answer in the way of a B.I.G. Meats BBBQ!

i am very disappointed in myself, i only ate two hotdogs and drank only two beers. i hate the monster i have become

been huffin wing fumes all night

do you think I am a shitty Elvis fan because I have some sort of allergy to peanut butter, or do you think I am a better Elvis fan because often I will take one for the team and eat peanut product anyway

a couple lessons for today, 6 slices of bacon.

also, always put the water, followed by the Metamucil not the other way around

today i ate a pizza

today i ate a pizza, it has been sitting in the fridge for a while, i didn't warm it up, and dumped a bunch of hot sauce on it. im having heart burn now, im unhappy